right?

mom: you’re beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom’s friends: wow, she’s flawless!
friends: you’re so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

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→ That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you're sexually active.

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… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

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